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Gathering the information for this blog was amazing the pickup lines shared by strangers, friends, and family were unbelievable downright corny, hilarious and perverted.
So, Gals and Guys sit back, have a glass of wine “like we did” or whiskey, grab a pen and paper and take notes.
Let’s go… Honeys
Some of the pickup lines “SERIOUSLY” we had to read over like 10 times and still didn’t get it like how the hell you managed to let these ones slip off your tongue,
Shorty, Is your father, a drug dealer ….. GOSH you look DOPE.
Shorty, you are the sugar in my frutee.
Hi, Is your name Wi-Fi …. Because I think we have a connection.
Girl, Excuse me can I have directions… to your heart.
As we continued reading and had moments we swear it literally turned black and suddenly heard the crickets chirping, for this one
Cornflakes looka milk
And Suddenly we had to burst out laughing, this may just work, worth a shot. Let us know! Pickup lines are the best ways to break the ice, getting a number or maybe a first date.
It’s adorable how people referring to her/him as an angel, but quite funny hahahaha how we can compare a person with an angel since we have NEVER ever seen one before....Like
Excuse me I was wondering if u cud touch my arm so I could tell my friends I was touched by ah angel.
Psst, I must must be in heaven cause you must be an angel standing in front of me.
Sweet boy, where are you hiding your wings?
Girl, Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven.
However it’s a smooth and brilliant way to be surely remembered, might get a date."blink blink"
We think everyone has a little perversion in them, now these pickup lines with a sexual hint into the mix,
Cutie, say me…me…u forgot the d….. There’s no d in me…Not yet lol.
Psst, Hi shorty, My name is Dean, Just so you know what to scream later...
You know why I’m like a squirrel? Because I want to bury my nuts in you.
If I told you I work for GPO, would you let me handle your package?
Personally we don’t think it will go over great but then again it all depends on the person you meet, like we say GO BIG OR GO HOME!
We are done…xoxoxo
We do not take any responsibility if you attempt these pickups lines we salute!
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Updated: Oct 19, 2021
We understand the ultimate frustration, embarrassment and disappointment of PE
It’s like you are in a football/soccer game you start
insanely between the opposite team’s goal bars the crowd goes wild - chants your name, the live band is playing, you feel the thrill of the trumpets blowing and the drums beating Bum! Brrum! Brrrumble!!!
The crowd is standing on their toes screaming go go go go “What a rush” and suddenly you are slided tackled.
It’s the same way some men feel after the misfortune of Premature Ejaculations happens which occurs rapidly, faster than what is desired by them or their partner, is also known as rapid ejaculation, rapid climax, premature climax or early ejaculation.
Now back to the game “YES METAPHOR” :)
Now, the player was fouled, and the penalty box is all yours, just you the goalkeeper and the wide open bars just for you on a lovely green field with.
The crowd anxiously awaiting with heavy breathing, And you’re so exciting your heart is pounding, before the referees could blow the whistle and signal, you kick the frigging ball “OMG”
Now that’s like sex time, you are at the honey pot and you climaxing wayyy too soon and you lose your erection and your partner just looks at you like wdh.
You didn’t even enjoy the sweet feeling of getting the ball in the wide opened goal bars. “SIGH”
We are both wondering what cause this embarrassing encounter but the cause unclear, but many theories have been suggested emotional factors with little evidence support these
Passive-aggressiveness
Stress
Depression
Performance anxiety
Relationship problems
Let’s not mistake PE with Erectile Dysfunction
Erectile dysfunction is a health problem characterized by the consistent inability to sustain an erection sufficient for sexual intercourse or the inability to achieve ejaculation, or both. This problem can be occasional, as well as periodical. Any diseases that affect blood flow such as hypertension, high blood pressure can cause ED.
To be a good footballer you need techniques to control the ball “Ejaculation”
Stop and start: You or your partner stimulate your penis until your feel like you’re going to have an orgasm. Stop the arousal for about 30 seconds or until the feeling passes. Start the stimulation again and repeat three or four more times before you actually ejaculate.
The Squeeze: It works the same way as the start and stop method. But, when you feel like you’re reaching orgasm, you or your partner squeezes the head of your penis until you lose the erection. Repeat this a few times before ejaculating.
Strengthen your muscles: Weak pelvic floor muscles sometimes contribute to PE. Kegel exercises may help strengthen them. Find the right muscles to tighten by stopping your urine in midstream. Hold them tight for 3 seconds and then release them for 3 seconds. Do this 10 times, at least 3 times a day.
“Like Buju Said Put A Rubber On Your Willie” It may desensitize you enough so you can last longer.
Let’s get it on: Some men find that masturbating a few hours before sex helps them stay in control during intercourse.
Yes, We know PE can affected your relationship but there our ways to take pressure off let say exploding practice sessions in other kinds of sexual activity, such as the using of sex toys or oral sex.
For your peace of mind studies has shown 30-40% of men had experience this at some point in time, “Well hmm we all know 39% will deny it “ So, don’t worry you are not alone if it happens only occasionally.
We aren’t health advisors should you have this issues please contact your doctor.
We are done… xoxoxo
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You may be thinking about getting into a polyamory relationship but you are on the fence maybe.
Because it sounds like cheating, right? Well, it’s not.
And in case you were wondering how a polyamorous relationship works in the bedroom. Well, you can put those kinky thoughts to bed: it’s not an orgy night after night.
Polyamory is the practice of, or desire for intimate relationship with more than one partner, with the knowledge of all partners. Polyamory is not just about sex “surprisingly” but closeness and intimacy.
Breaking News – some studies have even suggested it could be healthier for us than monogamy! So, let’s talk about the three known types of polyamory…
Emotional Polyamory: is a deep emotional connection and relation with different people but not necessarily romantic or sexual.
Romantic Polyamory: is being romantically and emotionally in a relationship with multiple
partners but not necessarily sexually involved.
Sexual Polyamory: is being sexually involved with multiple sexual partners and they all know about it however a romantic nor emotional connection is not necessary.
Let’s talk about Pros of entering a Polyamorous relationship?
I have a couple friends that enjoy being in a polyamory relationship talking, listening and emotionally open and connected they have it sounding like a thrill, like all my secret fantasies, hidden desires love and affection would be nicely gift wrapped. As I listen to them I felt like a rabbit locked in a cage and they were teasing me with a lovely orange juicy carrot… “Ok it’s a weird analogy”
They have described it like I imagined, you can get to explore all sorts of fun crazy roleplaying, introducing sex toys to enhance your sexual appetites " Basically like a happy fat kid in a candy store" also psychologically you get to learn more mentally because you learn something different from each partner.
"Bonus gals and guys"
There will be no periods of long dry spells "None" unless you are females who have your periods the same time but highly unlikely but people break red light regular… “Don’t act surprised”
Now let’s talk about the downsides. "Come on" Yes there are a few
Since our society has endorsed monogamy acceptance from society is pretty low.
Polygamy is kinda of crowd an argument can easily turn into a forest fire which can affect everyone. Therefore, it’s important for each partner to remain neutral and know their boundaries.
People mention health risks "but all kind of relationships have" contracting STD’s and other sexually transmitted diseases especially if no protection is used during the intercourse.
Jealousy that dark cloud after sometime of being sexual, intimate and cozy with someone for a period of time the possibility crawls in. To try "doesn't mean it will work" but to avoid this discuss where each sweetheart stands in this relationship.
Like all good relationships we can't forget "The Drama"
Dealing with two sweethearts is like double the fun different personalities, conflicts, cheating "I was like WDH", the dislikes and disagreement will arise.
Polyamory relationship is double the pleasure but remember it isn’t for everyone. We are done…xoxoxo
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