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PICK UP LINES….. WHY NOT?


​Gathering the information for this blog was amazing the pickup lines shared by strangers, friends, and family were unbelievable downright corny, hilarious and perverted.

So, Gals and Guys sit back, have a glass of wine “like we did” or whiskey, grab a pen and paper and take notes.

Let’s go… Honeys

Some of the pickup lines “SERIOUSLY” we had to read over like 10 times and still didn’t get it like how the hell you managed to let these ones slip off your tongue,

  • Shorty, Is your father, a drug dealer ….. GOSH you look DOPE.

  • Shorty, you are the sugar in my frutee.

  • Hi, Is your name Wi-Fi …. Because I think we have a connection.

  • Girl, Excuse me can I have directions… to your heart.

As we continued reading and had moments we swear it literally turned black and suddenly heard the crickets chirping, for this one

Cornflakes looka milk

And Suddenly we had to burst out laughing, this may just work, worth a shot. Let us know! Pickup lines are the best ways to break the ice, getting a number or maybe a first date.

It’s adorable how people referring to her/him as an angel, but quite funny hahahaha how we can compare a person with an angel since we have NEVER ever seen one before....Like

  • Excuse me I was wondering if u cud touch my arm so I could tell my friends I was touched by ah angel.

  • Psst, I must must be in heaven cause you must be an angel standing in front of me.

  • Sweet boy, where are you hiding your wings?

  • ​Girl, Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven.

However it’s a smooth and brilliant way to be surely remembered, might get a date."blink blink"

We think everyone has a little perversion in them, now these pickup lines with a sexual hint into the mix,

  • Cutie, say me…me…u forgot the d….. There’s no d in me…Not yet lol.

  • Psst, Hi shorty, My name is Dean, Just so you know what to scream later...

  • You know why I’m like a squirrel? Because I want to bury my nuts in you.

  • If I told you I work for GPO, would you let me handle your package?

Personally we don’t think it will go over great but then again it all depends on the person you meet, like we say GO BIG OR GO HOME!

We are done…xoxoxo

We do not take any responsibility if you attempt these pickups lines we salute!

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